Let's see some drunken cheffery today, please.
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Anyone had Taco Bell breakfast yet?
Tomorrow is national Fri Day. You have to get through work, and then have a bunch of drinks and sloppily try to get your jollies on.
I just inherited a Le Creuset dutch oven. In blue!! So damn sweet, can't wait to see what I do with it! (and it was free!)
Sunday nights are like the opposite of Friday nights. Boo.
Nispy Nispy Nispy Nispy Nispy Nispy Nispy Nispy Nispy Nispy Nispy
My kids are out back playing in the sprinklers. I forgot how much fun that is!!!
Where the f**k is Wheebz?
Cuban Bread. Butter. Meunster. Pickled Jalps. Sandwich Bot.....BREAKFAST!!!
Everyone should smoke a corned beef this weekend. They should be on sale.Cover it in black pepper and spices and you'll have pastrami...
Paulky!!!!!!
The icing packet that comes with Toaster Streudel pastries is probably the tastiest thing in the world.
Whoever keeps farting on Bob Costas' pillow needs to stop already. I can''t look at him without feeling the need to sanitize my hands.
I don't care what they say, the Russian Pairs Figure Skaters weren't as good as the announcers said...
I don't care what the critics say. Teen Wolf 2 was awesome!
I'm running a half-marathon next weekend. I've done the full before, but once is enough for that distance. I ran 10 miles this morning, and have been drinking beer to recover ever since.
If you cut off a hog's jowels, can it grow new ones? If so, they could be like the crab legs of the farm.
TOTES MAGOTES!!!!!!
You know what tastes good???...whiskey!!!
Who would win in a fight between microwave popcorn and a bag of pork rinds?
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