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The nurse asked a patient to remove his clothing and put on a gown to be checked by the doctor. "In..in front of you?" He mumbles, shy. The nurse says: "Don't worry, I've seen the naked human body before. The man said, "Not one like mine. You'd die laughing at my naked body." "Of course I...

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy ______________________________ OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production...

Children Are Quick ____________________________________ TEACHER: Why are you late? STUDENT: Class started before I got here. ____________________________________ TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables...

These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. Newspapers: FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old, Hateful little bastard. Bites! FREE PUPPIES 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog. FREE PUPPIES. Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd. Father is a Super Dog...

A guy sits down at the bar and orders drink after drink. "Is everything okay, pal?", the bartender asks. "My wife and I got into a fight and she said she isn't talking to me for a month!". Trying to put a positive spin on things, the bartender says, "Well, maybe that's kind of a good thing...

GOT MY CONCEALED CARRY PERMIT YESTERDAY In the afternoon, I went over to the local Bass Pro Shop to get a small 9mm handgun for home/personal protection. When I was ready to pay for the pistol and ammo, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me." Making a mental note to complain to the...

thanks for the chance...99 points and 20 yards

If a few people want to team up, I'm game.  Just let me know.

I grow in a greenhouse since my temps here (average temp is 72) don't get warm enough for peppers.  They do heat up quickly.  Even in the winter, if it's slightly sunny, the greenhouse can get into the 90s quickly (even though outside temps can be 50s).  Since your summer is mildly humid...

Another great auction for a great cause.  I'm rooting for you guys.  Come on, people, bid away.

Thanks for the game ...aji jobito , Carolina reaper x brain strain, ghengis khan's brain.

Welcome to the forum! I love Haworthia, Adromischus, Aloe, Gasteria, Lithop and many other succulents from South Africa. My favorites are Haworthia and Adromischus. Do you go out to see them in situ? Hope you enjoy your time here.

  Should have worn brown pants!  :P   Congratulations, Team Hawt!  You guys and gals are a formidable bunch.  Hope all them seeds grow good for you.  They should since they have such good karma!   I want to thank my team members bpiela, midwestchilehead and keyown1.  They are true gentlemen and...

That's right.  The gong hasn't rung yet!     Buddy and wayright, both of your packages just arrived.  You did a superb job packing.  They came in perfect shape!  Thanks again!

Truth be told, I've already outbid the max pot a few bids back.  I was going to cover the difference.  I'll concede.  Good job, Team Hawt!  It's been fun.  Now, you can start counting your pepper plants (actually, might still be a little early for that...poke poke).  :clap:   To help make this...

what's the next hot sauce incentive offer?   :hotsauce:

1325

1275   BTW, whether AoMTO wins or not, one good thing is my post # is up to almost qualify for some of the seed trains.  hahaha.

Thanks wayright, but you four hosting this auction are the BEST!!! buddy, are you a salesman by profession?  You know which string to pull and don't get me started with the timing.... :P

Actually, we're Army of More Than One.  I was one until a few kind gentlemen joined the cause.   :)