GIP you trying too hard....
It's more like, "Brah, us go mek kimchee spam musubi bumbai"
and the response would be "Nah, we go now, I stay Hongry"
and the reply to that would be "Cha! Inu ka Pia firs, den we go eat you moddas house" followed by "Okole Maluna, Chee Hoo!!"