So our bartender just made this bloody Mary for one of our customers.
Yes, that is fried shrimp, onion rings, bacon, a mozzarella stick, a shot of jalapeno vodka and a garnish of Carolina reaper...
Customer: I'll have a grilled chicken salad.
Waitress: I'm sorry, we're out of chicken breasts. We can make a crispy chicken salad (deep fried chicken strips cut up on salad).
Customer: Oh, my body can't handle that much fat. I'll take a bacon cheeseburger and fries instead.
Waitress and I: ...