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No pants infront of the computer, hmmm, damn I'm on the wrong website.

does it look like I'm laughing? Well! TPBM has no pubic hair!

I will be there soon! Should I wear a dress?

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

I would repot with fresh DRYer medium, at their age give them filtered sunlight and a little air movement with a fan, then only water when soil is dry to touch. They will probably survive ok.

and being vigorously licked off by ________

Ooh, the old depth charger! Try one with a shot of drambuie instead of vodka! YUM :beer:

Thanks for the link RF, I didn't know ladybugs ate mites aswell, will try to source some locally!

Yeah GAS must be a problem in Brizzy, bloody spider mites keep me busy with the soap spray, I can't erradicate them but I am keeping the numbers down, for now anyway!

You never know who is watching! TPBM just does what the voices tell him/her!

I dunno, I can't tell, I'm drinking VB! Should I have a depth charger instead?

Ellen Degeneres! Doesn't she have a hot wife?

and very fat

"Mum can I have a surfboard?" "What the hell do you want a surfboard for?" "I dunno I thought I might shuv it up my arse, thats what you do with them don't you?"

I'm so embarrassed

Maybe you live in a multi storey apartment block. Have you ever tried to walk down stairs when you're wasted!

It’s nice to have friends, you know. I didn’t have many friends when I was a kid. I had an imaginary friend… and he had a real one….

Have you ever drunk one with your own urine in it?

Have you ever drunk one with cigarette butts in it! :oops:

Bastards! This means war!!