I was going through some old boxes and found a bunch of papers from when my Dad owned his bars (back in 1958) and this joke was in the mix..................
1. You can enjoy a beer all month long.
2. Beer stains wash out.
3. You don't have to wine and dine a beer
4. Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car while you play football.
5. When beer goes flat, you toss it out.
6. BEER IS NEVER LATE.
7. A beer doen't get jelous when you grab another beer.
8. Hangovers go away.
9. Beer labels come off with out a fight.
10. When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer.
11. Beer NEVER has a headache.
12. You don't have to drive a beer home in the morning.
13. A beer won't get upset if you come home with another beer.
14. If you pour a beer right, You will always get good head.
15. A beer always goes down easy.
16. You can have more than 1 beer in the same night and not feel guilty.
17. You can share a beer with your friends.
18. You always know your the first one to "pop" a beer.
19. Beer is always wet.
20. Beer doesn't demand equality.
21. You can have a beer in public.
22. A beer doesn't care when you come.
23. A frigid beer is a good beer.
24. You don't have top wash a beer before it tastes good.
25. If you change your beers you don't have to pay alimony.
1. You can enjoy a beer all month long.
2. Beer stains wash out.
3. You don't have to wine and dine a beer
4. Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car while you play football.
5. When beer goes flat, you toss it out.
6. BEER IS NEVER LATE.
7. A beer doen't get jelous when you grab another beer.
8. Hangovers go away.
9. Beer labels come off with out a fight.
10. When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer.
11. Beer NEVER has a headache.
12. You don't have to drive a beer home in the morning.
13. A beer won't get upset if you come home with another beer.
14. If you pour a beer right, You will always get good head.
15. A beer always goes down easy.
16. You can have more than 1 beer in the same night and not feel guilty.
17. You can share a beer with your friends.
18. You always know your the first one to "pop" a beer.
19. Beer is always wet.
20. Beer doesn't demand equality.
21. You can have a beer in public.
22. A beer doesn't care when you come.
23. A frigid beer is a good beer.
24. You don't have top wash a beer before it tastes good.
25. If you change your beers you don't have to pay alimony.
lol.