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A story of 215 words...

Omri

Omri

This will be a story, where you can only contribute 215 words at a time - much like the "two word turd" and "A story of three words..." threads.


No double posting, and make sure your 215 words make sense and flow, with the previous 215. If 2 people post at the same time, you have to edit your words, so the story will continue to make sense.


I will begin the story with my 215 words...

There she was, all alone and exposed in the city that never sleeps. How she got there was irrelevant, as that was the least of her worries. "I can't breathe!" she said while trying to catch a breath. Managing, barely, she went out seeking for cloths. The air was chilled. Leaving the suspiciously comfortable dark alley she encountered what she recognized as 'Ford', a moving vessel on wheels. "Where am I? WHEN AM I?" she said to herself while a look of terror started taking form on that beautiful pale face of hers. The story of the mysterious brunette girl was quite interesting, but not ours to tell.

It was 1986 and I was already as old as six. Even though we didn't know it back then, that's when we first met. Oh the first day in school, a day to be remembered. Mom brought me with her friend to take pictures of this new exciting day. Aw what a horrible shirt I wore, I'll try to repress. I went and took a sit next to Clair and a few others from kindergarten, but she was still my bestest friend in the whole world! Rachel an odd looking gal when you think of it came in and presented herself as our new and very first teacher.
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She asked if anyone would like to help her with a special project. Teddy, a eager little child said, “I’ll help you!”. “Gooooodd” the teacher said, “Come here”.

She then proceeded to eat Teddy’s soul. Horrified, the principle found a replacement teacher immediately. Looking back on the subject, I find myself amused at Teddy for being so foolish. You should never talk to strangers, especially if they are people of authority.

Now, in my middle years, I enjoy walks to the zoo. Not to enjoy watching the caged animals, but instead, to try all the new flavors of discarded bubble gum that have been left on the ground. Sometimes I find that I can try up to 30 new flavors before I catch an STD. Oh, did I mention I collect STDs? I should have said that first.

But enough about me, you decided to come out on a date, what do you do with your time? Sometimes I like to skin apples and pretend they are enjoying the pain. Did I ever tell you about my mother? No? Well, it turns out I didn’t have one. I was born out of a test tube. Ya, that was a bit rough when I found that out last week end.

I don’t have a belly button.
 
Long, long ago....yet somehow it the future...

It is a time of civil war and renegade paragraphs flying through space.
There are some really cool space battles, and the bad guy is actually
the good guy's dad, but you don't find that out 'til the next episode.
And this one hot chick is really the sister of the good guy, but they
don't know it yet, and they kiss. Which is really kind of messed up.
I mean, what if they had done it with each other instead of just kissed?
Angelina Jolie totally kissed her brother. Yeah, she did. You know it,
I know it, and even her dad knows it. That is why they hardly ever talk
anymore. You can run all the way to Africa, but you can't run away from
the truth.
Oh yes, and by the way, here is a tip for you: when this is over, go out
and rent the movie "Gia". She is way naked in it, and makes out with
another chick and everything. It's totally awesome. I stumbled across
it late night on HBO after I had just got back from a hockey game, and
I almost fainted. But I digest......
Princess Leia was coming back from buying some space groceries when
this happened...
 
paulky_2000 said:
Long, long ago....yet somehow it the future...

It is a time of civil war and renegade paragraphs flying through space.
There are some really cool space battles, and the bad guy is actually
the good guy's dad, but you don't find that out 'til the next episode.
And this one hot chick is really the sister of the good guy, but they
don't know it yet, and they kiss. Which is really kind of messed up.
I mean, what if they had done it with each other instead of just kissed?
Angelina Jolie totally kissed her brother. Yeah, she did. You know it,
I know it, and even her dad knows it. That is why they hardly ever talk
anymore. You can run all the way to Africa, but you can't run away from
the truth.
Oh yes, and by the way, here is a tip for you: when this is over, go out
and rent the movie "Gia". She is way naked in it, and makes out with
another chick and everything. It's totally awesome. I stumbled across
it late night on HBO after I had just got back from a hockey game, and
I almost fainted. But I digest......
Princess Leia was coming back from buying some space groceries when
this happened...
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No fair, it's from a spoof that's already been published and doesn't flow with the already established story.
 
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