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[Dyce51]

A young Irishman sat at a pub in the New World drinking beer and conversin' with the barkeep. Another comes in and sits besides him.

He says, How you do," and hears the lilt and says, "You be Irish?"

"Yes I am."

The first man yells, "Barkeep, give us another round and one for my friend here, he's from the mother country, as well."

The second man asks, "So where in the old country ye from?"

"Dublin," responds the first.

"Dublin you say - so am I!" and the second man hollers, "Barkeep, bring us another round and a shot of your best Irish Whiskey for me and my friend here."

Afterwards the first man asks, "From where in Dublin?" and the second man responds with the street, and the first man says, "Well I'll be - so am I!" and yells, "Barkeep another pair of beers and Irish Whiskey for the pair of us!"

The phone behind the bar rings and the barkeep answers it. The owner of the pub asks, "How is business?"

The barkeep responds, "Not too bad. The O'Malley twins are here getting drunk again!"
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[Dyce51]

Padraic Flaherty came home drunk every evening toward 10. Now, the Missus was never too happy about it, either. So one night she hides in the cemetery and figures to scare the beejeezus out of him. As poor Pat wanders by, up from behind a tombstone she jumps in a red devil costume screaming,

"Padraic Sean Flaherty, sure and ya' don't give up you're drinkin' and it's to Hell I'll take ye'."

Pat, undaunted, staggered back and demanded, "Who the hell ARE you?"

Too that the Missus replied, "I'm the divil ya' damned old fool!"

To which Flaherty remarked, "Damned glad to meet you sir, I'm married to yer sister."

 

[Dyce51]

We've got our own recipe for Irish stew:

Get some meat, some potatoes and a lot of Guinness Stout.
Drink all of the stout.
Forget about the stew.