pests Aphids - How much fire is too much fire?

Alright guys, I brought in my few surviving plants of the year.  They were the runts that never made it out of cups, but damnit, they're alive and they shall be the vanguard of my glorious pepper army for next year!
 
I found aphids on one.  That plant has been stripped bare and is now a Stikinacup™, and on the opposite corner of the table.  I am going to give them all a shave eventually but have two more plants that I will be bringing inside.  These are well established plants that I gave to my cousin at the beginning of the season and he doesn't have the capability or interest to overwinter them.  They do have peppers waiting to ripen on them, however.
 
Now, what should the proper procedure be?  Should I let everything keep their leaves until the peppers ripen, cut off any affected leaves until then, and then begin Operation: Shaved Wood?  Or if I let the aphids establish a beachhead will they swarm the area enough that nothing I do to the plants will be enough, and they'll just survive in the area until the plants can feed them well enough again?
 
My theoretical checklist:
1.  Get larger plants inside, keep them in 5 gallon buckets with outside dirt.
2.  Wait till peppers ripen, plucking any flowers, and cutting off any leaves with aphidsign on any plant.
3.  After all peppers are plucked, prune the pestiforous plants until every persistent petiole has been purged.
4.  Post-purification, pull the plants (damnit, enough alliteration) and give every single one a rootbath and replant with new soil
5.  Move newly planted sticks to some far, dark corner of my basement for three days to allow any flying aphids to die off.
6.  Put plants back under the light.
7.  Notice aphids in 2 months and weep silently into my pillow as the shame of my failure sweeps over me in waves.
8.  Travel back in time and abduct a young Drew Barrymore, locking her in my basement.
9.  Piss her off.
10.  Run.
 
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Any amendments to my list that could possibly turn my eventual murderous aphidicidal rage into fluffy puppy hugging smiles?
 
Wipe out zee aphids with firey spray? Figuratively.  Soap, oil, Azamax, etc...?
 
I've pretty much got you on auto-Like. I see you wierded out rory... *high five*  :P
 
I'm with you on the auto like, dude would be a blast to hang around.

But yeah, Nah. Chuck another log on the fire or some such.

:Flamethrower:
 
I'm not quite sure what to call my surviving plants this year...  They're not seedlings, but they've been outside and they're still in red cups.  Angsty tweener peppers?  The good news, they have weathered the first wave of aphids.
 
It started up with a pretty bad explosion, some leaves with more aphids visible than leaf.  Every leaf that had even a single aphid was removed and made an example of.  Aphid bodies were piled so high they blotted out the sun, and the lamentation of the aphid women was so loud that it drowned out my squeals of glee at seeing them driven before me.  Then I noticed that I was not alone in my hatred of the aphid menace.  Almost every one of my peppertweens had a single, tiny spider hidden somewhere on it, feasting upon the goo of aphid innards.  I slaughtered their main forces by the fistful and my arachnallies picked off their stragglers and the young, whose first visions of this world as they emerged from their protective egg casings were of giant slavering mandibles quivering in anticipation of the delicious innocence of their newly born meal.  None seem to have survived and it has been a week since I've seen an aphid.
 
The plants from my cousin are beside them and untouched by aphids.  (Un?)Fortunately, the plants seem to like being in under the lights and have probably put out hundreds of buds since they came inside.  8-12 per node, it looks crazy if even half of them set....  I realize that I should just hack up everything, change their soil, and remove any chance of there being aphid reserves, but I'm a greedy, greedy man and the pods...  ye gods, I want the pods in my bods...
 
That last line sounds less manly than it should, but it rhymes, so it remains.
 
     Have you looked into HotShot No Pest Strips? Dichlorvos is horrible, wonderful, nasty, awesome stuff. I usually put each of my OWs in a gas chamber quarantine (plant + NPS go in a garbage bag) for a day or two before they come inside. I didn't have time to do a coupe last year and, come February, was seriously considering burning my own house down. My wife was getting concerned when I made one of those "pro" and "con" tables on a big piece of tagboard. I had an easel and everything...
     I don't severely prune or dig up my OWs that grew in containers. A lot of times, I get winter pods from them if they're among my lucky plants that get a sunny window for a winter home. 
     I'm not sure if this answers any particular question you had. As usual, I was laughing too hard to get anything substantive out of your post. 
 
Hadn't heard of the strips, sounds like it's worth a try.  Thanks for the suggestion.
 
I've been leaning more and more to the extreme end of the scale (btw, what's the melting point of concrete? ...) so it's good to hear some suggestions from the other side of things.
 
 
dash 2 said:
     As usual, I was laughing too hard to get anything substantive out of your post. 
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The...  The aphids.
 
They're back.
 
They're back and they're in my big plants.
 
They're sucking the life essence from my big plants.
 
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I've found that adding new mulch brings in the fire ants. With ants come aphids. I haven't seen an ant carry an aphid to my plants yet, but i KNOW they do.
 
I got rid of the ants and the aphids didn't stand a chance against some lady bugs. :)
 
Do you have any plants outside that have aphids? You could be carrying them in yourself accidentally and contaminating your inside pepper plants.
 
All of the plants that I come into contact with are inside for the year, and I usually don't go near them until later at night.  Recontamination is unlikely.
 
Every time I'm just missing an egg, or an aphid, or an underground bunker filled with beer and aphid porn.  I destroy their population, miss one somehow, and the fertile little bastards just lay low until they're ready to explode out of hiding.
 
After work I'm gonna swing by the local hydro shop and discuss my options with the stowner.  He seems rather...  emphatic... about growing things, so he should be able to provide me with both poisons and advice.
 
Check out some photos I posted a while ago. We don't realize how small these buggers are.
 
1 pic for scale. Notice the small spider.

 
Same spider 
 
 
I actually have a little microscope, so I've seen the little ones for myself.
 
It really reinforces what a difficult job it is to get rid of them all.
 
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