Apparently I missed a stipulation in the rules that stated that I need not just good food but also five cents. I don't have five cents.
I do, however, have internet access and a currency conversion site of choice so here goes:
Proof of creation (my excess apple risotto, my hand and some lose change I had to beg off my family):
And proof that this does, in fact, equate to five cents worth (I rounded up because coin fragments are technically treason):
I shall be calling this dish "Spicefreak's Scorpion Smoke and Fiery Fruit Taco Platter", because it's the most concise name I can currently come up with that truly describes the majority of what it has going on. Thanks for the unusual number of likes everyone.