DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG!

[Alphaeon]

Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign saying; DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG! posted on the glass door.

Inside he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor besides the cash register.

He asked the store manager, "Is THAT the dog folks are supposed to beware of?" "Yep, that's him," he replied.

The stranger couldn't help but be amused. "That certainly doesn't look like a dangerous dog to me.
Why in the world would you post that sign?"

"Because," the owner replied, "before I posted that sign, people kept tripping over him."

 

[naganumbness]

must be one lazy dog.

 

[solar1]

LOL... I had a hound like that for a long time. She'd be stretched out on the floor in front of my chair when I went to work, & when I got home, she'd be in the same exact place!

 

[Alphaeon]

Our Bullem is young and still that lazy unless he sees another dog

 

[binzeh]

I thought the guy would mention that the old dog farts in his sleep or something. Mine seems to do that quite often while at work.

 

[Masala Mojo]

I have seen such a huge Great Dan in Bangalore of all the places.

That dog would not even shoo a fly sitting on his nose.