DEFCON launches pre-emptive strike! 25% off ALL products!

[DEFCON Creator]

Ok, Memorial Day weekend is NEXT weekend. Most companies will be running sales next weekend. ​

We here at DEFCON Sauces like to be pro-active.​

You know you want our products for next weekend, where you can show the world you have achieved Gastronomical Nirvana.​

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For this reason, we are running our Memorial Day Sale THIS weekend, ​

specifically so you can HAVE it for next weekend!​

From NOW until 12 midnight MONDAY, 5/18, ​

ALL EDIBLE DEFCON PRODUCTS ARE 25% OFF!!!​

Stock up for the long weekend, you deserve it!​

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Hell, 25% off the brand new Curbstomp is just a good deal, flat out.​

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We still have ALL THREE Wing Sauces that SWEPT the ​

2015 NYC Hot Sauce Expo Screaming Mimi Awards, available for only $18!​

(Gift sets and ZERO not included)​

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Go to www.DEFCONsauces.com, ​

no coupon code needed!​

 

[RedtailForester]

I didn't know you won a "Creaming Mimi." I think I saw a porn by that same name. Coincidence........I THINK NOT!!!!!

 

[cruzzfish]

I didn't know you won a "Creaming Mimi." I think I saw a porn by that same name. Coincidence........I THINK NOT!!!!!

Hot sauce in porn? Oh for the love of God, no.

 

[DEFCON Creator]

Absolutely, I stroke the award nightly.

 

[JayT]

I guess it is time that I order those bottles of Curbstomp...

 

[DEFCON Creator]

I would say so.

 

[DEFCON Creator]

Just about 8 hours remain to get ALL DEFCON Sauces products at 25% off! This will be the last sale we do for a while.
This includes our AWESOME brand new hottest wing sauce we've ever put into production, The Curbstomp, with Habanero, Scorpion and Reaper peppers all hangin' out in the same bottle.
We also have ALL THREE Award winners at the 3rd Annual Screaming Mimi Awards for only $18. Wanna know why we swept 1st, 2nd & 3rd Places at the awards
                                     Order up and find out.
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