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Greetings from Defcon HQ. Just wanted to give a little update to events coming up, and a little insight into what is going on around here as of late.
Well, first off, we are back up and running after one of the most bizarre snowstorms I think I’ve ever witnessed. We were off-line for about a week without any power, and I apologize for those who placed orders during that time. All orders have been shipped, and we are finally caught back up. Another positive is, with the amount of trees that came down around here, we have firewood until next June.
If you didn’t know, one of our products, the DEF-Konichi, our Asian-style Food Improver, has been discontinued, and is now SOLD OUT forever. This is to make room for a NEW product we are working on. I can’t let out any more information about it than that, but it’s going to be cool as Hell (no pun intended). We’ve been working on this gem for a while now, and are just wrapping up label templates and fine tuning on the actual product. Stay tuned.
We also have a small number of our latest (and hottest) concoction, the ZERO Sludge, available.
We are also doing a few local events here in New Jersey, so if you’re in the area, stop on by. The next one is THIS Saturday, November 12th, at one of our favorite sports bars, Bunnys, 12-14 South Orange Avenue, South Orange, NJ, from 11am till about 4-5pm. We always pack the house on this one, so get there early for a good seat! We will be adding more dates for more bars as time goes on, check out the website under ‘upcoming events’ for the most current scheduled dates.
The next major event we’re doing is at the end of January next year. From January 27th thru the 29th, the Defcon Crew invades Texas once again for one of the most fun events of the year, ZEST FEST! Join us and tens of thousands of attendees for an experience like no other. We’ll be set up next to Intensity Academy this year, so we’ll be kind of hard to miss, just listen for the gut-wrenching laughter and screams of abject painful bliss.
Well, that about it for now, just wanted to give a quick update, and don’t forget to order your Defcon wing sauce. If you are serving up wings at a football get-together, don’t you want to serve the BEST wings? If not, look elsewhere.
Well, first off, we are back up and running after one of the most bizarre snowstorms I think I’ve ever witnessed. We were off-line for about a week without any power, and I apologize for those who placed orders during that time. All orders have been shipped, and we are finally caught back up. Another positive is, with the amount of trees that came down around here, we have firewood until next June.
If you didn’t know, one of our products, the DEF-Konichi, our Asian-style Food Improver, has been discontinued, and is now SOLD OUT forever. This is to make room for a NEW product we are working on. I can’t let out any more information about it than that, but it’s going to be cool as Hell (no pun intended). We’ve been working on this gem for a while now, and are just wrapping up label templates and fine tuning on the actual product. Stay tuned.
We also have a small number of our latest (and hottest) concoction, the ZERO Sludge, available.
We are also doing a few local events here in New Jersey, so if you’re in the area, stop on by. The next one is THIS Saturday, November 12th, at one of our favorite sports bars, Bunnys, 12-14 South Orange Avenue, South Orange, NJ, from 11am till about 4-5pm. We always pack the house on this one, so get there early for a good seat! We will be adding more dates for more bars as time goes on, check out the website under ‘upcoming events’ for the most current scheduled dates.
The next major event we’re doing is at the end of January next year. From January 27th thru the 29th, the Defcon Crew invades Texas once again for one of the most fun events of the year, ZEST FEST! Join us and tens of thousands of attendees for an experience like no other. We’ll be set up next to Intensity Academy this year, so we’ll be kind of hard to miss, just listen for the gut-wrenching laughter and screams of abject painful bliss.
Well, that about it for now, just wanted to give a quick update, and don’t forget to order your Defcon wing sauce. If you are serving up wings at a football get-together, don’t you want to serve the BEST wings? If not, look elsewhere.
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