DEFCON unveils new product!

[DEFCON Creator]

NEW PRODUCT ALERT!
That's correct, we here at Defcon Sauces are happy to announce the release of our newest product, The Smokey Dust! This dry product is quite unique, as it is basically a dried version of our medium wing sauce (the Defense Condition #2) with a touch of chipotle smokey flavor.

This product took the People's Preference Award for condiments at Zest Fest in Dallas a couple weeks ago. The powder is extremely fine, and is good on just about anything, from baked wings to hamburgers, to popcorn.
NOTE : For a limited time only, for every order over $25.00 (shipping not included), we will throw in a Smokey Dust for FREE!​

 

[imaguitargod]

Check you coding, the first picture doesn't appear on the homepage

 

[DEFCON Creator]

Try it again...

 

[imaguitargod]

Bingo, there she blows!!! That looks really tasty and interesting, a dried version of your sauce....hmmm.

 

[DEFCON Creator]

Yeah, it's kinda neat. We'll be coming out with different versions as time goes on. Tastes awesome on kettle corn!

 

[imaguitargod]

So if I were to take your powder and add water, would I have instant Defcon 2?

 

[DEFCON Creator]

Not exactly. I think you'd just have a mess.

 

[imaguitargod]

Not exactly. I think you'd just have a mess.

hehe. Now you got me thinking of attempting to dehydrate some of your sauce....but the bottle won't fit in my dehydrator.

 

[Sickmont]

hehe. Now you got me thinking of attempting to dehydrate some of your sauce....but the bottle won't fit in my dehydrator.

Oh wow....Defcon roll-ups!!!! What an idea!!

 

[DEFCON Creator]

Man oh man. Well, we are temporarily SOLD OUT of Smokey Dust. We got a virtual tsunami of orders the last week or so. However, there is a silver lining. We are in the process of making more, but this time the container will be at least twice as big!

 

[LUCKYDOG]

I want I want I want

 

[DEFCON Creator]

I want I want I want

Patience young Luke....

 

[Sid03SVT]

sweet!!!!! (or more appropriately) thats hot!