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Got any hot chile stories?

:hell:So when my boy was 17 and still living at home. He wanted to borrow 30 dollars to take his girlfriend out! I just so happen to be cutting a habenero open when I noticed another lil pod inside... I told him he could HAVE the 30 if he ate that lil old pod!
He bit it in halve! yelled,screamed,cried and begged God for help!!! To make a long story short. His girlfriend broke up with him for standing her up! I even tried to talk to her.
Well he's 24 now, we still laugh about that!!!!!! :mouthonfire:
 
God that's cruel.

mmm... once offered a girl a Caribbean Red. she said yes... never heard from her again. :shocked:
 
one night i was eating some food, with some hot stuff in it you know the norm. went to bed, and the next morning i shi....oh you mean a story that hasnt happened to everyone?...nada:rolleyes:
 
I took a bottle of Blairs mega death to a bbq once for me and one of my chillihead mates to use. I put a little bit (size of a pea) on a piece of cucumber for him to rub all over his food.
Next thing here comes Pazzo my brother in law and he swipes the cucumber being a smartass and chows down..

Now not being a chilli eater at all this was somewhat of a mistake, it took all of 4 seconds for him to realise that he would truly regret doing that. The look of pure pain across his face was priceless, he ran inside to the kitchen tap with me hot on his tail telling him "Don't drink the water! Don't drink the water!", he drank the water.

For the next 1/2 hour i thought he was going to drop, the obscenities that came out of him as his face slowly melted were enough to embarrass a seasoned sailor!!

Needless to say anytime i offer him anything chilli related he quickly tells me to shove it where the sun don't shine, i just wish i would have got it on camera, twas priceless!!!
 
ring sting said:
what happened to that frat boy who wanted to have a hot sauce enema?

Never heard from him again. I figure it's probably on youtube, but I don't feel like searching for it. I think we shamed him out of here.
 
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