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If you give a man some dynamite.....

cheezydemon

cheezydemon

*Blatantly ripped off of the children's book "If you give a moose a muffin..." Here is a thread of a different color. Start each post affirming that if you give a guy (insert the thing from the previous post) he will: (and then insert your own crazy shite;)). I will post an example or two.....







IF YOU GIVE A MAN SOME DYNAMITE, HE WILL PROBABLY WANT SOME BEER....
 
Better off in the fun Zone.....

If you take a man fishing the conversation will usually end up about sex
 
If the fish aren't biting what is the man doing fishing and not having "relations"? Thats right his is thinking how, er, "special" women are.
 
If you give a man some beer, DO NOT also give him some dynamite.
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LoL y'all are killin me tonight!
1st Quadshotz now cheezydemon! (Sorry I was writing while y'all were postin!)
 
The energy will be so great, he will begin to fly as he collects the fish carcasses and hauls them to shore, where he fries them up with heat rays from his eyes.
 
*OK I appreciate the commentary, but can you at least try to play along?;)*

The fried red bull fish are so good, he will want some more beer...
 
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