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Joke

I just ain't no good at telling jokes but for some reason I love this one.
 
Three legged dog walks into a bar.
 
Bartender says"How can I help ya"
 
Three legged dog says"Lookin for the man that shot my pa".  :P  :surprised:
 
 
I know.  :rolleyes:
 
A man runs into a bar and says to the barkeep "Give me ten shots of your best whiskey!" Tender sets up the ten glasses and the man starts drinking them as fast as the barkeep can serve them. Bartender asks "Why are you drinking so fast?" Man replies "You'd drink fast too, if you had what I have!" Bartender asks "Well what do you have?" Man says......."Seventy cents"
 
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