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Just found in my local Craigslist....
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"BEDBUGS!!!
I know what you're thinking, "How can someone give away perfectly good bed bugs?" The answer is quite simple....I've got em by the thousands! I've got more bed bugs than what any decent human being should be allowed to own by law. In fact, if you act now, I'll even toss in my nasty @ss curri smelling Indian neighbors who thanklessly brought these blood thirsty f^ckers home from their last trip to India.....16 months ago. I've got them in all sizes, soo no worries, i've got the cute little babies that your young child will love, and we've got the bigger adults that will keep your ass up with fear all night. Honestly, I used to donate blood to the red cross, now i go there for a fill up about once a week, which is why i'm posting this free ad, the red cross has cut me off from my supply, soo the bed bugs need to go to another good home. They are extremely easy to care for, they can go up to 6 full months without a "bloodmeal", they dont require any special accomodations as they seem to have the ability to hide just about anywhere. They are very very quiet, generally blend into anything that ins't white, soo matching to your decor shouldnt be a problem. If you feel this may be an issue i'd be happy to kick in a gallon of brown paint.
Now i realize there could be a mad rush of people to aquire these fine creatures of the night, I assure you that I have more than enough to go around and then some. One more thing....IF by chance you arrive here and are not satisfied with my bed bugs for any reason at all, IE...size, color, pregnant, not pregnant, hungry or not hungry, I will personally allow you and your friends to kick the living shit outta my little foreign terrorist neighbors, the Indians. In fact, I may just throw a case of beer in for free for your time.
Thank you,
jtshaffer71@yahoo.com "
"BEDBUGS!!!
I know what you're thinking, "How can someone give away perfectly good bed bugs?" The answer is quite simple....I've got em by the thousands! I've got more bed bugs than what any decent human being should be allowed to own by law. In fact, if you act now, I'll even toss in my nasty @ss curri smelling Indian neighbors who thanklessly brought these blood thirsty f^ckers home from their last trip to India.....16 months ago. I've got them in all sizes, soo no worries, i've got the cute little babies that your young child will love, and we've got the bigger adults that will keep your ass up with fear all night. Honestly, I used to donate blood to the red cross, now i go there for a fill up about once a week, which is why i'm posting this free ad, the red cross has cut me off from my supply, soo the bed bugs need to go to another good home. They are extremely easy to care for, they can go up to 6 full months without a "bloodmeal", they dont require any special accomodations as they seem to have the ability to hide just about anywhere. They are very very quiet, generally blend into anything that ins't white, soo matching to your decor shouldnt be a problem. If you feel this may be an issue i'd be happy to kick in a gallon of brown paint.
Now i realize there could be a mad rush of people to aquire these fine creatures of the night, I assure you that I have more than enough to go around and then some. One more thing....IF by chance you arrive here and are not satisfied with my bed bugs for any reason at all, IE...size, color, pregnant, not pregnant, hungry or not hungry, I will personally allow you and your friends to kick the living shit outta my little foreign terrorist neighbors, the Indians. In fact, I may just throw a case of beer in for free for your time.
Thank you,
jtshaffer71@yahoo.com "
I used to work as a maintenance guy for a beach property management company on Emerald Isle, NC. We got bedbugs in one of our houses after someone from Eastern Europe came to stay for a week.
Creepy man. I was in charge of getting the mattresses/box-springs out, and these things were EVERYWHERE. Google them, then imagine a nest of them in your mattress. Then multiply that times 8 bedrooms of beach house.
They were even reproducing underneath the wallpaper and borders in some rooms. The walls were literally crawling with them, and all we could do was gut the house and burn anything that was made of cloth.
Creepy man. I was in charge of getting the mattresses/box-springs out, and these things were EVERYWHERE. Google them, then imagine a nest of them in your mattress. Then multiply that times 8 bedrooms of beach house.
They were even reproducing underneath the wallpaper and borders in some rooms. The walls were literally crawling with them, and all we could do was gut the house and burn anything that was made of cloth.
They creep me out ever since I saw a report about them on the news. Almost gives me the willies just thinking about it.
I started typing bed bugs, they were 3rd on the suggested list. I clicked on it and it brought up sample picks. EEEWWW!!!!!
Ya, bed bugs are NOT a fun thing to have. I completly understand this guys rage. Damn near impossable to get rid of them too.
