AlabamaJack
eXtreme
This 9 year old little boy was walking down the road with his prized greyhound pet and decided to hitch a ride.
A city slicker in a shiny jet black mercedes pulled over and picked him up. The driver said you can ride but your dog can’t get in my car. The little boy said no worries, he is on a leash and can just run along side the car.
The driver pulled back out on the road and was running about 20 mph then asked how the dog was doing. The little boy looked out the window and said the dog was just trotting along keeping pace with the car. The driver kicked it up on up to about 40 mph and asked the little boy again how the dog was doing…same response…but the dog was trotting pretty fast now. The driver kicked it up on up to 60 mph and asked again….how’s the dog doing? the little boy looked out the window and said his dog had to break into a lope to keep up. The man could not believe it so he kicked it on up to 90 mph. This time he was sure he had left the dog in the dust. But no, when he asked the little boy about his dog….he said he is having to run pretty fast to keep up now…..
The driver could not believe this so he slammed on brakes and skidded to a stop, got out of the car and went around to the passenger side. Sure enough, the dog was standing there panting slightly looking OK. The man said he just could not believe it, but what was that sticking out of his mouth….
The little boy said “ that’s his tail, he’s not used to stopping that fast”.
A city slicker in a shiny jet black mercedes pulled over and picked him up. The driver said you can ride but your dog can’t get in my car. The little boy said no worries, he is on a leash and can just run along side the car.
The driver pulled back out on the road and was running about 20 mph then asked how the dog was doing. The little boy looked out the window and said the dog was just trotting along keeping pace with the car. The driver kicked it up on up to about 40 mph and asked the little boy again how the dog was doing…same response…but the dog was trotting pretty fast now. The driver kicked it up on up to 60 mph and asked again….how’s the dog doing? the little boy looked out the window and said his dog had to break into a lope to keep up. The man could not believe it so he kicked it on up to 90 mph. This time he was sure he had left the dog in the dust. But no, when he asked the little boy about his dog….he said he is having to run pretty fast to keep up now…..
The driver could not believe this so he slammed on brakes and skidded to a stop, got out of the car and went around to the passenger side. Sure enough, the dog was standing there panting slightly looking OK. The man said he just could not believe it, but what was that sticking out of his mouth….
The little boy said “ that’s his tail, he’s not used to stopping that fast”.
It would be funnier if it was a different breed for me but the joke wouldn't work then. Still funny though.
