Hey y'all.
I love tacos and tortillas in general and some would argue that the burrito is nothing more than a bigass taco.
I pity the fool that believes that.
The way I see it the good people of Mexico invented it and gave it to us. Muchas gracias.
Today the burrito as we know it has evolved from its humble beginnings.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burrito
To call it a taco is just wrong. Its bigger. Its badder. It has a shit-ton(official SoFlo measurement) of stuff in it. Taco's are small and dainty. Ever seen a taco the size of a 3 year old toddler's leg?
And what does that mean for chile heads and THP?
Simple.
You can put a whole lot more of hot stuff in it or serve it up "wet" and on top.
And who doesn't like a bigass burrito? NOBODY.
Especially peep's that
and you know who you are.
So bring it y'all.
I want to see a BIGASS BURRITO!
Make it the size of the Alaskan Pipeline.
Load the hell out of it.
And bring the spiceenescxt!
Here's what I got.
MY BIGASS BURRITO!
I got it goin' on with red potato's in olive oil with garlic, onion, and fresno chile.
Then I got some other sheeit ready.
Then I whooped out a bigass sun dried tomato tortilla and started loading it up. Don't even think of calling it a wrap!
Get some scheeze on there.
Now roll that 'thang up. It should be the size of a house cat or a baby's torso.
You wanna' know what I did next?
I microwaved it!
Then I cut it in half and mouth fisted it!
I was full after eating just half of it.
But the bigass burrito was ALIVE and talking dirty to me.
I HAD to eat it all.
Afterwards, I drank another hosky and went to bed.
I farted fairy dust and moonbeams in my sleep all night long.
Now y'all.
BRING YOUR BIGASS BURRITO!
UPDATE.
Due to the popularity of the thread I am changing the thread title to My Badass Burrito.
Simply to include ALL burrito's, not just BIGASS.
I love tacos and tortillas in general and some would argue that the burrito is nothing more than a bigass taco.
I pity the fool that believes that.
The way I see it the good people of Mexico invented it and gave it to us. Muchas gracias.
Today the burrito as we know it has evolved from its humble beginnings.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burrito
To call it a taco is just wrong. Its bigger. Its badder. It has a shit-ton(official SoFlo measurement) of stuff in it. Taco's are small and dainty. Ever seen a taco the size of a 3 year old toddler's leg?
And what does that mean for chile heads and THP?
Simple.
You can put a whole lot more of hot stuff in it or serve it up "wet" and on top.
And who doesn't like a bigass burrito? NOBODY.
Especially peep's that
and you know who you are.So bring it y'all.
I want to see a BIGASS BURRITO!
Make it the size of the Alaskan Pipeline.
Load the hell out of it.
And bring the spiceenescxt!
Here's what I got.
MY BIGASS BURRITO!
I got it goin' on with red potato's in olive oil with garlic, onion, and fresno chile.
Then I got some other sheeit ready.
Then I whooped out a bigass sun dried tomato tortilla and started loading it up. Don't even think of calling it a wrap!
Get some scheeze on there.
Now roll that 'thang up. It should be the size of a house cat or a baby's torso.
You wanna' know what I did next?
I microwaved it!
Then I cut it in half and mouth fisted it!
I was full after eating just half of it.
But the bigass burrito was ALIVE and talking dirty to me.
I HAD to eat it all.
Afterwards, I drank another hosky and went to bed.
I farted fairy dust and moonbeams in my sleep all night long.
Now y'all.
BRING YOUR BIGASS BURRITO!
UPDATE.
Due to the popularity of the thread I am changing the thread title to My Badass Burrito.
Simply to include ALL burrito's, not just BIGASS.
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