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My birthday plans - August 21st.

So my wife got a hold of some alcohol.  Next thing I know, she is hosting a Facebook event called Tree-house.  Her plan, a bunch of people that I do not know come over, get drunk, and camp in my yard while building a tree house that weekend.

First Thought - Power tools, tree climbing, and intoxication.  What could possibly go wrong?  Might be a good idea to check home owner's insurance.
 
Second Thought - Lets use the empty beer bottles for target practice.  Of course someone is going to have to hold the bottles, but it will be OK cause I have plenty of safety goggles.
 
Then I noticed the date.  Its my birthday weekend.  Last year, I had a sale and sold 50 boxes really cheap cause I was turning 50.  I kind of wanted to do that again this year when I turn 51.  Its my birthday, I figure I should celebrate it how I want.  Yes, I know working on my birthday sounds nuts and working extra hard sounds more nuts.  But I honestly enjoyed it.

I point this out to her, she tells me that is part of the master plan.  That not only will a bunch of drunk ass people that I do not know spend the weekend building a tree-house but that she will have them pack mixed boxes for me. 

So in addition to power tools and tree climbing, she wants drunks who have no clue how hot these things are to handle them.  What could possibly go wrong?
 
 
ajdrew said:
Lets use the empty beer bottles for target practice.  Of course someone is going to have to hold the bottles, but it will be OK cause I have plenty of safety goggles.
 
 
:rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:
 
At least you have plenty of time to beef up your First Aid kits! ;)
 
Ah, I think it sounds like there's a good deal of potential fun to be had! And some great stories to be told! :)
 
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