Proof that Men Have Better Friends...
Friendship among Women:
A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it.
Friendship among Men:
A man didn't come home one night. The next morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends. Eight confirmed that he had slept over, and two said he was still there.
Here's another one:
Subject: OLDER WOMEN
After being married for many years, I took a careful look at
my wife one day and said, 'Honey, many years ago we had
a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and
watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep
every night with a hot 22-year-old gal.
Now I have a $500,000.00 home, a $45,000.00 car, nice big
bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a
63-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not
holding up your side of things.
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out
and find a hot 22-year-old gal, and she would make sure that
I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a
cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10- inch
black and white TV.
Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve
a mid-life crisis...
Friendship among Women:
A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it.
Friendship among Men:
A man didn't come home one night. The next morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends. Eight confirmed that he had slept over, and two said he was still there.
Here's another one:
Subject: OLDER WOMEN
After being married for many years, I took a careful look at
my wife one day and said, 'Honey, many years ago we had
a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and
watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep
every night with a hot 22-year-old gal.
Now I have a $500,000.00 home, a $45,000.00 car, nice big
bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a
63-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not
holding up your side of things.
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out
and find a hot 22-year-old gal, and she would make sure that
I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a
cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10- inch
black and white TV.
Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve
a mid-life crisis...