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Proof that men have better friends

Proof that Men Have Better Friends...

Friendship among Women:
A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it.

Friendship among Men:
A man didn't come home one night. The next morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends. Eight confirmed that he had slept over, and two said he was still there.









Here's another one:
Subject: OLDER WOMEN


After being married for many years, I took a careful look at
my wife one day and said, 'Honey, many years ago we had
a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and
watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep
every night with a hot 22-year-old gal.

Now I have a $500,000.00 home, a $45,000.00 car, nice big
bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a
63-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not
holding up your side of things.

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out
and find a hot 22-year-old gal, and she would make sure that
I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a
cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10- inch
black and white TV.

Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve
a mid-life crisis...
 
I was bored and just digging around and saw this. I beg to differ. Woman will go clothes shopping and undress in front of each other and maybe even touch each other. And it is okay when we do it. Let the above scenario happen between men and they'd freak out!
 
There is no question. Just some silliness in the social forums. I have heard that it is a big male fantasy to see two woman together. So the friendliness in that scenario would please both the women and the men as well. Therefore we woman have the better friendship because it brings happiness to more people. Not complicated at all.
 
:lol: not fussed I was just interested in the touching ladies part of the deal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But if I had to choose from your list it'd have to be tools then after that it'd be kitchen tools and gadgets
 
DT, In addition to being part Irish I am also part Scottish so you know that I am crazy and possibly drunk!
 
I am NON DRINKER at THP and next I am going to tell you that I enjoy Hottest peppers, rock music and making love (If I can ....) LOL
Sorry Pi, could not stop myself.
Carry on
 
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