Rubbing chili on your genitals is patented

AJ Drew · Jul 25, 2015

So I was surprised to learn someone patented the idea of rubbing chili peppers on your genitals. Have done that by mistake but never had the results claimed.

http://www.google.com/patents/US6039951

D3monic · Jul 25, 2015

I'm really surprised they was awarded a patent considering that it's pretty much nothing more than a idea (poor one at that). Doesn't even state amounts, or the product used.. just mentions putting chili powder or extract into a type of lubricant (also something they don't have patented of their own)

do note that their patent has lapsed due to non payment though.

DocHolliday · Jul 25, 2015

That's like a patent for putting chiles in your eyes. Or sunscreen on your tv.

Pariah · Jul 25, 2015

Yeah, I too have experienced the joys of chilies on my junk. I've learned that I can do a very good impersonation of the Easter bunny whenever I do such things.

DocHolliday · Jul 25, 2015

I experience it all the time, and it's right up there with finding skid marks in the shorts of a girl I brought home from the bar.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MbXWrmQW-OE#

D3monic · Jul 25, 2015

Usually the first indication that I still have cap on my hands is the random burning sensation of my genitals. I'd hardly call it erotic or an aphrodisiac. but hey... if feeling like fire ants are biting your junk and pissing sulfuric acid on them is your thing... more power to you.

twisted freak.

I may just order this badboy.....for science.. yes for science.

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Sophisticated-Crystal-Glass-Green-Pepper-Penis-Glass-Simulation-Body-Massager-Sexy-Toys-for-Female-Adult-Products/1273971955.html

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DocHolliday · Jul 25, 2015

Yeah, good indicator. Another good indicator is the eyes. Typically happens to me in meetings, when one of my superiors is looking me right in the eye and explaining something.
Fwiw, I hope you didn't get me wrong with the skid mark comment. It's not a positive. Like when a girl yells out, "Boom, pregnant!" during sex. Definately calls for a cigarette and a team regrouping.

AJ Drew · Jul 25, 2015

You know something Doc, I used to have a store in an arts district. Lived in the back,walking distance the university bars and had an art school down the way. Brought lots of women back from the bars over the course of my bachelor-ship years there. Never once did I think to examine their under wear afterwards. You are an interesting fella.

Scovie · Jul 25, 2015

This rates about eleventy on my Weird-Shit-O-Meter.

moruga welder · Jul 25, 2015

ajdrew said:
You know something Doc, I used to have a store in an arts district. Lived in the back,walking distance the university bars and had an art school down the way. Brought lots of women back from the bars over the course of my bachelor-ship years there. Never once did I think to examine their under wear afterwards. You are an interesting fella.

sometimes the aroma would tip you off ! lol

oldsalty · Jul 25, 2015

Let me guess!

AJ Drew · Jul 26, 2015

..all I could smell was the bier.

Genemonger · Jul 26, 2015

Has intravenous injection of chiles been patented already? Or perhaps a capsaicin enema? Actually, the first one might be an alternative to the stuff they use for lethal injections..

Brutaldiver · Jul 27, 2015

DocHolliday said:
Like when a girl yells out, "Boom, pregnant!" during sex. Definately calls for a cigarette and a team regrouping.

Bwah hah hah hah hah, this & the skidmarks comment - you're killing me