Rules For Dating My Daughter

[RocketMan]

Ok all you Dad's lets have them, what are the rules to date your daughter?

2. Must pass the 10 minute test. I usually go easy on them and just give them a Teaspoon of Rocket Fuel. Just ask Fiddy about too much Rocket Fuel 

 

[megahot]

Haha! Nice! Meet me and my gun!

 

[ThePepperManiac]

hahaha

 

[sicman]

im just thinking about when i was younger and was showing up at chicks houses.  im not sure i want to know what there dads were thinking. im sure it wasnt good!    

 

[4dblnkldude]

I will just put arm around the little guy and say " I don't mind going back.......to prison"   

 

[Scovie]

When they're 18.... Kick their asses to the curb. Just like a good parent.

Buh Bye.

 

[JayT]

I am just glad I am a parent of boys.  I only have to worry about one penis, not all of them.

 

[Jeff H]

My daughter is only 11, so I don't have this shirt yet, but soon.........
 
 

 

[3/5King]

I don't have any children yet but I don't remember Dads ever giving me any shit but then again most of them weren't around or drunk.....lol

 

[Jamison]

To date my daughter you must have a bigger buck hanging on the wall than I do.

 

[Masala Mojo]

IYWTODMD, keep your hands to yourself.

 

[smileyguy697]

I have boys but would prolly lean over and wisper.. Just remember what ever you do to her I'm going to do to you! Lol

 

[nate6279]

If you touch her, hit her, get her pregnant... i'll chop up your vienna sausage.

 

[Rymerpt]

I have one boy.

What works though is to always be cleaning your riffles whan he comes to pick her up.

 

[hogleg]

You plant rose bushes under her window. Nobody sneaks in or out.

 

[Rymerpt]

Tell her she is your princes as you dig a moat around the house and fill it with pirhana.

 

[Shorerider]

Luckily my daughter has two older brothers and a Dad with two guns!

 

[RocketMan]

That's a good thing Shorerider, my oldest daughter has a .308 and I don't think she'd have much trouble passing the Sniper Course

She's also engaged to a Marine

 

[KevinH]

I have lots of guns, I have access to back hoes as well as track hoes. My best friend works at Sim _)(^& growers so a tanker truck of Li/Lime mix is a phone call away.

 

[Rymerpt]

1) you may think that I'm to old to realize that you smake pot. I'm an exterminator, I can small a mouse fart from across the room & I have friends that work at the county jail.

2) if you pull up to the house and honk you will never see har again.

3) be pepared to spend more than 5 bucks. Mcdonalds for dinner is not exceptable.

4) no you guys can't go to tweekys party.