Walchit said:
Just got a new little projecter thing last night, it's pretty cool
My wife bought one of those red and green laser things that shoots moving dots all over the house last year, and I refused to take it out of the box this year. Looks cool from the street, but if you're trying to have a cigarette on the front porch, the f**king lasers constantly shoot you in the f**king eyes, lol
Here's what I did this year
#nolasers hahaha
She also bought some big, inflatable Santa sleigh thing that's like 20' long and like 12' wide. I told her the only way that's getting set up is if SHE fixes the giant patch of dead yellow grass it's gonna leave behind in the Spring, haha.
I'm getting to be such a freakin' Grinch lately. She also made me promise (out loud) that I wouldn't fire the Christmas tree out onto the front lawn at 3am (lights, ornaments and all) like I did 3 years ago. I had the stupid tree pitched BACKWARDS INTO A CORNER and it tipped forward FOUR TIMES in one night, falling to the floor, leaving smashed ornaments, pine needles, and sap filled water all over the floor.
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr........
Merry Christmas, everyone!
(my poor, poor kids
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