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simpathy meets stupidity

darthcarl

darthcarl

Customer: I'd like the hot wings
Bartender: the hot wings are habanero and very hot
C: the hotter the better

15 minutes later

C: these are ridiculous, no one can eat those. I want to speak with a manager

15 minutes more

customers wife: I just rubbed my eye after having a hot wing and now it's burning. Those can't be legal. You need to re-think your recipe!!

darthcarl: sigh
:lol:
 
Oh man, I can relate to this so well. At the Fiery Foods show last March, some of the questions and comment the public made...well, let's just say I'm amazed the Earth still spins.

Here are some beauties:
"How do you make a pepper hot?"
"Wow, the last time I tried something like this, it tasted just like this."
"My friend would love your sauces, but she died"
"How hot is your hottest sauce" (this was asked over 1000 times)
"Does this wing sauce taste good on wings?"
Etc.....
 
DEFCON Creator said:
"My friend would love your sauces, but she died"
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hmmm....Tina is always looking for new markets. Maybe pepper enbalming. Or hot sauce sceances.


hey this gives me an idea!! imagine DEFCON COMMUNION WAFERS with a slogan like "You don't know church until you know a DEFCON church." or "excommunication never seemed like such a relief before"
 
darthcarl said:
hmmm....Tina is always looking for new markets. Maybe pepper enbalming. Or hot sauce sceances.


hey this gives me an idea!! imagine DEFCON COMMUNION WAFERS with a slogan like "You don't know church until you know a DEFCON church." or "excommunication never seemed like such a relief before"
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We tested that one already. It's a dead market.

T
 
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