Tell a dumb joke...

[The Hollyberry Lady]

This will be a spot to tell some really good, dumb jokes. I will begin the thread with the first joke...



Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac athiest?



A: He stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a Dog!!!



: O

 

[Omri]

Two guys are walking down the street when they notice a dog licking itself.
Guy #1: Wow, I really want to be able to do that!
Guy #2: Don't you think you should pet it first?

 

[The Hollyberry Lady]

Too funny!


: O

 

[imaguitargod]

Here's three good ones that I use alot (well, two of them I use).

1. Two guys walk into a bar, third guy ducts.

2. An Irishman walks past the bar..........hey. It could happen.

3. PMD rejoins THP under a different name and think's he'll be accept.

 

[Badger]

I like the third one best.

 

[captainpepper]

Didn't quite get that third one

 

[imaguitargod]

Didn't quite get that third one

Inside joke, before you time on the forum

 

[captainpepper]

Damn...those inside jokes

 

[The Hollyberry Lady]

They suck - especially when someone won't explain them.


: (

 

[N_FF]

wana hear a dirty joke?

horse fell in the mud
wana hear a even dirtyer joke?
horse fell in the mud again.

 

[chilliman]

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree ?

cause it was dead

Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree ?

cause it was dead

Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree ?

cause he thought it was trendy

( my old lady used to tell us that one all the time )

 

[LordViykor]

What do you call an elephant at the North Pole?
Lost!

What kind of bird lays electric eggs?
A battery hen!

What do you call an arctic cow?
An eskimoo!

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A brick-layer!

 

[Davetaylor]

whats brown and sticky?

A stick!


What is green and has 6 legs and if it fell out of a tree and landed on you it would kill you?

A snooker table!

 

[LordViykor]

What do you get if you all sit under a cow?
A pat on the head!

What's the best way to make a bull sweat?
Put him in a tight jumper!

What kind of doctor treats ducks?
A quack!

What did the well mannered sheep say to his friend at the field gate?
After ewe!

 

[Badger]

Cow #1 - mooooo
Cow#2 - I knew you were going to say that.

Did you hear about the Irishman who paid £5000 for a blood-stained sofa?
The salesman told him it was a period-piece.

 

[texas blues]

What has a big red nose and big floppy shoes and lives in a test tube?

Bozo the Clone.

 

[JayT]

What do you call cheese that's not yours?

Nacho Cheese.

 

[MrArboc]

I'm single by choice.

Second choice.

 

[The Hollyberry Lady]

Q: Why did the idiot stare at the glass of orange juice for three hours?



A: Because the label on the can read "concentrate"!!!



: )

 

[Badger]

They're definitely getting worse!

Q. Why did the Mexican push his wife down the stairs?

A. Tequila!