The boss showed me this page today. If you ever had to deal with the public, it should be drop on the floor funny for you.
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The customer is not always right
- Thread starter imaguitargod
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pretty funny.
I can haz my 5 minutes back plez?
I can haz my 5 minutes back plez?
Just kidding.
Good find.
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Spoiler: the general public are idiots
Hahaha, you screwed up the spoiler tag.Davetaylor said:
cheezydemon said:
back at you buddy.
That's pretty funny stuff!
imaguitargod said:
nope i did it like that on purpose because it's getting overused already!!
and i knew someone would jump up and down giggling singing 'you messed it up'
You may also notice that i never used the spoiler tag, i used the bold tag instead
You may also notice that i never used the spoiler tag, i used the bold tag instead
I attempted to submit one, but it never got posted on the site. I think it's damn funny at least, so I'll post it here.
In the summer of 2005, I was an intern on a top-rated Cleveland-area sports and news talk radio show during the afternoon drive (not naming any names, but I'm sure our Cleveland contingent can figure it out). My job was primarily working as a call screener. 15 minutes before we're about to start the show, I get this dandy. Normally the lines fill up in order 1-6. 1 and 2 were full, and this call came straight in to 6.
Me: Hello [Station name], [show name]
Woman: Did I win?
Me: I'm sorry, we're not running a contest right now.
Woman: Oh... you aren't? OK.
Me: Sorry, bye.
Woman: WAIT!!!
Me: Yes?
Woman: Can you play a song for me?
Me: We're a talk radio station, we have no music.
Woman: Well can you still play a song for me? I want Olivia Newton-John!
Me: We're TALK RADIO. No music.
Woman: But this is 102, isn't it?
Me: No, this is [station name]
Woman: You're 102, you play music.
Me: No, this is [station name], no music, just news and sports.
Woman: Oh... Well can I get on talk radio?
Me: We're not taking any calls right now.
Woman: Well can I still get on the radio?
Me: No, we aren't taking any calls!
Woman: But you'll play a song for me, right?
Me: WE HAVE NO MUSIC!
Woman: I want Olivia Newton John!
Me: Listen, we're... You know what, fine, we'll play it for you, fine!
Woman: Thank you so much!!! Bye!!
Me: *headdesk*
In the summer of 2005, I was an intern on a top-rated Cleveland-area sports and news talk radio show during the afternoon drive (not naming any names, but I'm sure our Cleveland contingent can figure it out). My job was primarily working as a call screener. 15 minutes before we're about to start the show, I get this dandy. Normally the lines fill up in order 1-6. 1 and 2 were full, and this call came straight in to 6.
Me: Hello [Station name], [show name]
Woman: Did I win?
Me: I'm sorry, we're not running a contest right now.
Woman: Oh... you aren't? OK.
Me: Sorry, bye.
Woman: WAIT!!!
Me: Yes?
Woman: Can you play a song for me?
Me: We're a talk radio station, we have no music.
Woman: Well can you still play a song for me? I want Olivia Newton-John!
Me: We're TALK RADIO. No music.
Woman: But this is 102, isn't it?
Me: No, this is [station name]
Woman: You're 102, you play music.
Me: No, this is [station name], no music, just news and sports.
Woman: Oh... Well can I get on talk radio?
Me: We're not taking any calls right now.
Woman: Well can I still get on the radio?
Me: No, we aren't taking any calls!
Woman: But you'll play a song for me, right?
Me: WE HAVE NO MUSIC!
Woman: I want Olivia Newton John!
Me: Listen, we're... You know what, fine, we'll play it for you, fine!
Woman: Thank you so much!!! Bye!!
Me: *headdesk*