There is a game that a local radio morning show plays here. It basically goes like this. The listeners wait for the deejays to say something funny that could be construed in a different way, and they note the time and text or call it in. Once every couple weeks they put them all together and play them. They are often things that are said innocently but can be taken sexually etc. I think this would be a fun game here. Many of us have signatures that are made of something like this. This thread can be something like that or just something that you see someone say that strikes you funny. If you see something you think is worthy, QUOTE it, highlight it, copy it, and bring it here. Here is the last thing I saw that stuck me this way, from our friend Willard.
If it looks like poop and smells like poop, it's poop.