Unfortunate Headline of the Day

[Naga Chomper]

I've come across some doozies in my time, but this one takes the cake.

http://live.huffingtonpost.com/r/archive/segment/robot-handjobs-are-the-future-and-the-future-is-coming/5283e961fe34444eb70002bd


Please feel free to add to the thread with dumbass headlines you've run across.

 

[howardsaz9]

omg.. look at all the umm, professionals that will be put out of work...

 

[Phil]

uhhhhhh....... m'kay

 

[LUCKYDOG]

cool - marriage rate will drop 

 

[Phil]

cool - marriage rate will drop 

 
so will social interaction.

 

[Scovie]

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[LUCKYDOG]

 
so will social interaction.

at this point in my life that'd be ok 

 

[Phil]

 

[The Hot Pepper]

Well the first one is real, so what do you mean by unfortunate? Bad ideas (with puns lol), or mistakes in the headline? (Cuz people are following up with the latter.)

 

[Phil]

Captain literal.....

 

[Naga Chomper]

Well the first one is real, so what do you mean by unfortunate? Bad ideas (with puns lol), or mistakes in the headline? (Cuz people are following up with the latter.)

Anything that shows that an editor missed the boat entirely is fair game.

The funnier the better.

Two more winners so far. But out of three posts, that's the minority...

 

[The Hot Pepper]

That's what I thought you meant, but the one you posted is supposed to be punny. You know what the product is right?

 

[Naga Chomper]

Yes... I do.

But it was one that should have been turned down. Some things don't need an extra touch...

*rim shot*

 

[The Hot Pepper]

Yeah cuz robot masturbation is such a serious story.

 

[Naga Chomper]

Pure fluff...