Valentine's day poetry

[MrArboc]

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties
Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name
I've got OCD
And my poetry skills are also lacking.

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I have chlamydia,
Now so do you.

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I wanted your sister,
But I guess you'll do

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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've got a knife
Now get in the van!

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Violets are blue
Roses are red

Ah, forget it. I'll just have a wank instead...

 

[Masala Mojo]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Beaver is one
Mau Maus are two

 

[mel]

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Im crap with colours, but I'm awesome in bed.

 

[texas blues]

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Im crap with colours, but I'm awesome in bed.

mel you get my vote for THP quote of the year!! Somebody tell how to make this my new sig pronto!!

 

[paulky_2000]

LOL!!! Good one!!

 

[mel]

I cant take all the credit really... i got it in a text and now i'm sharing it with the world!

 

[Masala Mojo]

I cant take all the credit really... i got it in a text and now i'm sharing it with the world!

Mel ,

You get the honestest person of the day award.

Congrats !!

NJA

By the way, borrowed or not, I loved the line.

How Awesome?

 

[Pepperfreak]

Yep, that is a great line. Mel, you keep posting like that and posting pics of food like you have been in the Drunken Chef and your PM box is going to fill up quiet fast

 

[MrArboc]

mel you get my vote for THP quote of the year!! Somebody tell how to make this my new sig pronto!!

Too late!

 

[AlabamaJack]

mel you get my vote for THP quote of the year!! Somebody tell how to make this my new sig pronto!!

hit the reply with quote button....copy the whole thing or edit it how ever you want....then copy it again...go to the "settings" button on the top right of the page...then look on the left and you will see an "edit signature" button...