• We welcome content that is not political, divisive, or offensive. If we feel your content leans this way or has the potential to, it may be removed at any time. A hot pepper forum is not the place for such content. Thank you for respecting the community!

off-topic You know what really grinds my gears?!?

hogleg said:
:cry: The Flu!!! The fukking Flu grinds my gears big time. My back and ribs hurt so fukking bad from hacking and hueing. I've had two badly broken ribs before, right now it feels like I have six broken ribs.   :sick:
 
Click to expand...
I would like to cordially invite you to start the hell away from me, you diseased wretch.
:D
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
can I have some free sauce???
Click to expand...
No!
:rofl:
 
:rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  stop! stop! oh it fugging hurts!
 
Lucky Dog Hot Sauce said:
I would like to cordially invite you to start the hell away from me, you diseased wretch.
:D
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
No!
:rofl:
Click to expand...
 
Hogleg horks superhot pepper powders, but bitches when he has the sniffles?



You know what really grinds my gears?!?


FUCK!!!!!! My hero is a pussy



70572c657064dcb1983ee97475362322_zpspkpelb4k.jpg
 
I'm sure its been mentioned on this thread but it keeps happening! When you get caught at a the red light with the homeless person begging and he stares at you the entire red light, like your f***ed up for not having money. Awkward more than anything.   
 
Family members showing up, unannounced, and using our fridge and pantry as their own personal free grocery store.

Then them sending their kids down everyday to eat, after which, they disappear without a word.

This family member never has food in their house to feed their kids, hence why they walk down to eat our food. I will never let them go hungry because they can't support themselves, but why should we have to constantly feed someone else's kids?!

We did the math and we get taken for about $300 a month in food costs between the kids and what the parent takes.

The part that bothers me the most is the parent and her criminal boyfriend always have food for themselves, but never the kids. How about instead of spending $50+ a day eating out by yourselves, use that money to buy your children food like a parent should!

I was discussing this with a friend and they have a great idea. I should take inventory of everything they take, create an invoice and mail them a bill for being their personal shopper and chef. I am at the point where I am considering doing this.
 
Pariah said:
I was discussing this with a friend and they have a great idea. I should take inventory of everything they take, create an invoice and mail them a bill for being their personal shopper and chef. I am at the point where I am considering doing this.
Click to expand...
 
 
 
     I bet if you sent them a menu first, you wouldn't end up having to send them a bill later.
 
TRUE OR FALSE?
 
 
First Email-
 
Subject- Please...
I wanted to say I'm such a HUGE fan of your pure evil capsaicin drops ever since I got to try some. There's no way I can justifiably afford the luxury of it working two jobs to pay the bills, and I know it's MUCH to ask, but may I please get a small sample of your truly spectacular capsaicin drops? I'll be the best walking advertisement ever in Indy, and I will definitely pay it forward! Thank you in advance either way, an enthusiast!
 
NAME AND ADDRESS
 
 
 
My Reply-
Interesting email, can you tell me about where and when you tried Pure Evil?
Ann
 
 
Response-
Yes...a truck driver had it in the break room at the warehouse that I work at, and shared i with a couple of us that know him. It's BY FAR the best hot dash I've ever had...on his suggestion I only had a tiny bit on a chip...lit me up for quite awhile. I love the heat, and make chili as hot as me and my friends can stand. I want this SO BAD, I asked for info and he gave me your link. I WISH I could purchase; but at this time, every spare dime goes to gas to get to my jobs. I hope you'll send me a bit; stuff is AWESOME.[SIZE=medium] :)[/SIZE]
 
 
 
 
Wha'daya think?
 
LDHS gets these all the time, and last I heard, you are not making the stuff for practice OR charity. I just wonder if this guy goes to the grocery store, liquor store, Best Buy etc and gives them the same spiel. If he loves it so much he can come up with the money.
-nuf said.
 
How funny is that... "I'm working two jobs but can't afford it because all my 'extra' money goes to gasoline to get to my two jobs" :rofl: Maybe he should quit one or both jobs, then he wouldn't need so much gasoline. What a punk-ass statement.
 
I think I would nicely tell him sorry, but my overhead is high and I don't currently offer any samples. Just plain and simple. Then send him a sticker logo or something. Be firm , but professional.
 
salsalady said:
Response-
Yes...a truck driver had it in the break room at the warehouse that I work at, and shared i with a couple of us that know him. It's BY FAR the best hot dash I've ever had...on his suggestion I only had a tiny bit on a chip...lit me up for quite awhile. I love the heat, and make chili as hot as me and my friends can stand. I want this SO BAD, I asked for info and he gave me your link. I WISH I could purchase; but at this time, every spare dime goes to gas to get to my jobs. I hope you'll send me a bit; stuff is AWESOME. :)
 
Wha'daya think?
Click to expand...
 
It's probably because by that he means that he has to drive from his home, to a place not close, to start his trucking route, and return from there ...
 
Not sure that's an excuse, overall, but it's worth mentioning because a bunch of folks are probably thinking he's talking about driving across town to go to work - but it could be driving to a neighboring state where the hub is ...
 
Anyways ...
 
You could send send a little gram baggy with a piece of construction paper or cotton with a drop or two on it, and ask him to send you back a Youtube video of whatever antics unfold ...
Then you're out postage on a piece of 1st class mail, for a total cost of under $1, and you get a) the joy of someone hyperventilating or whatever, and b) possibly make a customer, with a chance at a number of derivative customers ...
 
It might just be a scam of sorts, but for less than a dollar, I'd probably roll the dice on it if I had an open bottle ...
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top