WarrantMan

You will do well. Indeed you are an asset to this organization.  

However, if I wake up tomorrow and discover this is some Twilight Zone omen, go to work and find out I've been reassigned to Internal Affairs, I'm flying out to California to kick your as*!!

Congrats bud!   

BINGO!!!!!!

Here's a little threadjacking from the Warrant Man. What possible other scenario would give me this wonderful opportunity? Poem, published 2008

Bingo

by

R.E. Sharpe

Rows of hopefuls festooned with amulets.

Lettered numbers, blotted paper.

Choking smoke amid raspy utterances.

Climaxes with five letter word - followed by scores of four.

Good deal. Congrats bud! Hopefully it won't be too taxing. I've noticed since I've been here that most are cool. But there are those shitbirds who slip in from time to time that need to be kept in check....

Cheers!  

As a youngster, we used to go to a place in Atlanta, Ga called "The Varsity."  You'd place an order at the counter and they would holler back at the cooks some Godawful stream of lingo (I wish I could recall exactly to quote) but I remember having thoughts of "WTF?" Before I even knew the phrase "WTF?" I always wondered what the hell we were gonna get, but somehow it was always what we ordered...

Doesn't add to the thread so much, but thanks for the inspiration to reminisce!    

Mike,

I'm glad you're back. Dude, I thought you were dead. I sent flowers and everything... I don't really know how to say it and not seem impolite, but maybe you could give me half my money back? That's fair I think, not too tacky.. well never mind.. maybe it is tacky.. forget I mentioned it...