My 72 year old father, his 86 year old sister and her 81 year old husband sitting around the table trying to use their cell phones to call my 61 year old aunt, hilarious and yet terrifying. "...as I am you will be".
I pay my taxes suppossedley so the state can operate, when I ask them to do their job they want me to pay them for it ... and with a money order no less so it costs me even more money. I have the feeling it's to dissuade people from asking them to do anything.
my 4 year old - "Daddy what's the kids hot sauce called?" me - "you mean Cholula?" 4yr old - "yeah that one!" LOL, apparently Cholula...your kid stuff!