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    I'm hungarian.   Born in Texas.   I don't give a damn.

    That is for true.   I ate that chili and rice with chopsticks.   Because.   Sometimes.   I just don't give AF.

Canned chili.   No beans.   Rice.   Diced onion.   Scheeze.   Hab mango sauce.     Shaka.   Chopsticks.   Lockdown this bitch!  

  Your bad?   You still get the SL whip!

I'm dyin' here.   Rigged and ready for bluegills.   On the Tenkara.   Ain't nobody fishing San Gabriel in Georgetown.   Ever thang on lock down.   I don't give a damn.   But its supposed to storm tomorrow.   Reckon I'll settle for this for now.   Love these local kine guys.  ...

  I'm confused.   Why is SL busted?   And for what?

This is the only time.   You will hear this from moi.   I want those balls in my 'mouf.

  You stinkin Kiwis.   Are just like stinkin Aussies.   And y'all should be honorary stinkin Texans.   And Canucks?   Texas will take Ashen any day.

Nice rack.   I sold my Perception Pescadore awhile back.   Regrets.   But my next regret.   Will be a SUP.

Stinkin Aussies.   Y'all always cook.   Bettern' me.

  As always.   You've always loved.   The one you're with.   This world is a better place.   With you in it.

    I hate your guts.   Because I'm not eating that!

Corn Teen Food.   Doesn't have to be fancy.       Alaskans.   Texans.   Hawaiians.   This kine food is just food.     Splooge some mango hab sauce on it.   Thats what we do.   Ono grindz.       Now more than ever.   Love the one you're with.     And HEB corned beef hash rocks!

Sweet baby Jesus.   On a Chick-O-Stick.   I would throw down.   My next door neighbors grandma.   Down the stairs.   For that burger.     https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oesSyvh76g

  No.   Chicken Paprikash is totally differnt'.   Real Hungarian goulash is beef.   American goulash is made with whatever you want.

  You're gonna' need to.   Speak to a manager about that.

    Negative.   Looks Killermanjaro!   KBK.   Just wiped his ass with covid pizza.   Awesometown!

  65% recycled post consumer toilet paper.   The comedy hits.   Just keep coming!