Lucky Dog Hot Sauce said:The only really bad thing about trying to have sex with a midget is that they're like, out of view. While they're down there getting their little midget freak on, you're looking at the wall - nothing in your peripheral even. And 69ing? Forget about it. Total lost cause. I suppose you could reach down and tickle their tiny toes or something but that's not hot. And when it's your turn? The best they can do is maybe lick your belly button or something.
So if you're going to lay some pipe with a midget, be sure to get an extra midget to round out the experience. It may not add up to a whole ménage et trois, but at least it's a more complete experience.
My $0.02
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