hot-sauce A Leopard Sauce by LDHS

[MangroveMike]

Tell them yes! Put the "essence of leopard" in the ingredients.

It's got real bits of panther, so you know it's good. Also it works 60% of the time, every time.

 

[JayT]

It also improves your luck, makes you a winner, makes women want you, men follow you, cures cancer, and also works as jet fuel in a pinch.

 

[MangroveMike]

^These are all desirable qualities in a sauce.

 

[JayT]

It also makes you taller, works as a sunblock, attracts hummingbirds, pacifies babies, helps old people with arthritis, makes blind people see, and drowns out Justin Beiber if you pour it into your Ipod.

 

[MangroveMike]

HAHAHA

 

[Lucky Dog Hot Sauce]

Funny stuff. At the markets when I get board I actually do yell out, "makes you taller, smarter & better looking."

It's especially handy as when a attractive lady hears that & looks over I just say, "I'm sorry ma'am, it's clear you can't get any better looking"

Like sex panther, 60% of the time it works every time.

 

[westin]

Scott, just so you know, I am watching your product offerings with extreme anticipation.