I dont know alot about DEFCON, but i do know.....
THE DEFCON COLOSSUS HAS ARRIVED!!!
Well, here we go again, another great offering from DEFCON HQ. We are now offering the ultimate DEFCON sauce pack. As with the regular DEFCON Collection, the COLOSSUS is a much larger version. The COLOSSUS includes the following:
All of these bottles, which will handle pound upon pounds of wings for your next football gathering for only $22.00. A great deal that won't be offered forever, but it is football season, a.k.a. Wing Season. The regular DEFCON Collection is still being offered as well for $15.00 (see below for details).
THE NEW AND MUCH IMPROVED DEFENSE CONDITION #1's ARE NOW AVAILABLE!!!
That's right, we are now offering a new and improved version of our 2007 Golden Chili winning sauce! We here at DEFCON HQ, in our continuing mission to keep the public happy have done it again! No more little 4 ounce bottle (they will only be available when purchasing a DEFCON Collection), we've doubled the size of this little Hellish contrivance to 8 ounces! Now, to make things even more special, we've also made it about 25% HOTTER than it was before. It deserved respect before, but now it DEMANDS it!
OK, IT'S TIME TO RELEASE THE MONSTERS!!!
The Monster-Sized 16-ounce bottles of Defense Condition #2 are now available!
Due to popular demand, we have decided to go retro, and re-release the huge bottle of our 1st Place Award-Winning wing sauce (voted best wings in the nation in the 2006 Scovie Awards). It comes in a great-looking 16 ounce Amber Boston Round Chemical/Medicine bottle, and will be a definite stand-out in either your fridge or on your Collectors' Shelf of Doom, or will coat over 10 pounds of wings for your next party. We only have 200 of these gems, and The Creator has decided to number and sign each one of them personally.
Get yours while they are in stock, just $10 plus shipping (Priority Mail).
Note to collectors : As with virtually all DEFCON products, they do NOT have an unlimited shelf-life. If you intend not to use it, and put it up on the shelf for good, expect it to be inedible within 10-11 months. Just another helpful hint from the DEFCON Ministry for Chilihead Safety