Someone I work with told me of a friend of his, who had an issue with Possums. The possums used a big tree branch to access his roof. So they cut the damn branch back. Next thing he knows he hears this massive crash on his roof. The Possums were taking a run off and trying to jump 20 yards onto his roof. Sometimes they made it, other times they would hit the side of his house.
I'm with Nova, don't post anything illegal here, your just asking to be dobbed in. You don't even need to be a member to view these forums.