ASK THE NEXT PERSON ANYTHING ! GAME !

[my_key]

Nope, it was an emu bird.

Would you want an emo bird?

 

[paulky_2000]

Nope...I want an emo lawn.

That way it'd cut itself....yes?

 

[The Hot Pepper]

No. It would have triangle bangs and black leaves.

Yes?

 

[paulky_2000]

Good point.

How big is your yard?

 

[Nova]

About a quarter acre block, the yard is probably a bit over1/8th.

How big is your washing machine?

 

[paulky_2000]

Abpout the size of a wamp-rat.

What the hell is a wamp-rat?

 

[Nova]

It's actually "Womp-rat". It was a large, omnivorous rodent native to Tatooine.

I got the smarts?

 

[paulky_2000]

Smarter tham MY drunk-ass!

Does beer make you stupid?

 

[Nova]

Only in the long term, in the short term it makes you ten foot tall and bulletproof!!

U riky fri rie?

 

[Masala Mojo]

I hope not.

Were you assulted by an ostrich?

No. Not an Ostrich.
I was kicked in nuts and gut by doe,jill and flyer.

NJA

 

[paulky_2000]

Sounds painful!

How are you now?

 

[Nova]

I am fine but i only got attacked by an emu. (true story)

Are you done with breakfast yet Paulky?

 

[paulky_2000]

Just about...

Is it too early for a beer?

 

[Nova]

Yes i am afraid that it is for me, i have to go to bed!

When will you crack one?

 

[paulky_2000]

NEVER before 8AM...

Okay maybe just one?

 

[Nova]

You think that a bear poops in the woods and wipes it's butt with a fluffy white rabbit?

 

[paulky_2000]

Yes, cause if he used a brown rabbit, he wouln't know when he was done wiping!

Make sense?

 

[Nova]

Spose so,

How about them ants in your pants!

 

[mel]

i guess so.. but ewwww...

off the topic of crap.. do you like the taste of rabbit?? (without the crap??)

 

[mel]

ewww.. i just said i like ants in my pants.. just to clarify, i dont! just responding to previous post!