Cause the beer is hot and the women are cheap.
You wanna drive for a while?
You wanna drive for a while?
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ASK THE NEXT PERSON ANYTHING ! GAME !
- Thread starter chilliman
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Sure why not. Let me fill up the gas.
How long should I wait for you?
How long should I wait for you?
Just long enough for me to get out of the peep-show booth and buy some chewing gum.
Need anything while I'm in line?
Need anything while I'm in line?
No matter where you go, you're already there.
Nitrile or latex?
Nitrile or latex?
nitrile
What are the gloves for?
What are the gloves for?
For handling the peeled Emu eggs.
Where have you been?
Where have you been?
Yes.
Did you enjoy your trip?
Did you enjoy your trip?
At the bar with Lord Voldemort.
In which pocket do you carry your wallet?
In which pocket do you carry your wallet?
Back right.
What does that say about me?
What does that say about me?
Man with one swollen butt.
was that correct ?
was that correct ?
Ha! I could only wish.... more often that not, the damn thing is empty!
Is that a roll of quarters in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
(please say it is a roll of quarters!)
Is that a roll of quarters in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
(please say it is a roll of quarters!)
I'll buy all the beer!
Are ya ready?
Are ya ready?
Ready, willing and able!
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OK, waiting.....
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Still waiting........
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It's not coming, is it?
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OK, waiting.....
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Still waiting........
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It's not coming, is it?
Sure it is!!
Are you?
Are you?
Well, I'm happy to see you!
I'm coming but in a different way.
How many pounds will you gain tomorrow?