ASK THE NEXT PERSON ANYTHING ! GAME !

[pileiton]

Some of it.
How far can you hit a baseball?

 

[paulky_2000]

Used to be pretty far....but I can still knock one over my back fence....which is about 150 yards away.

Who the hell gains pleasure from WATCHING golf?

 

[RocketMan]

Gophers

Haven't you seen "Caddy Shack"?

 

[paulky_2000]

Only about 40 times!!

What the hell happened to funny movies?

 

[RocketMan]

I think Pauly Shore happened to them

What happened to all the really epic movies with like 20 super stars?

 

[pileiton]

I'm a superstar, who needs anyone else?

 

[paulky_2000]

I can't think of a soul that'd need more than you.

Is there enough of you to go around?

 

[pileiton]

Is that your way of asking if I'm fat?

 

[paulky_2000]

Women can find an insult in anything....



Well....are ya?

 

[pileiton]

There is enough of my love and attention to go around.
Do you want more kids?

 

[RocketMan]

Yes, well foster kids. Have 3 bio (2 still at home) and a new foster daughter

Now who has a beer for dad?

 

[paulky_2000]

I do!

Wanna raid my fridge?

 

[RocketMan]

Keystone, Keystone, Keystone, Keystone, Keystone, Keystone, hey

I thought you said there was a Sam Adams in here?

 

[pileiton]

HE LIED!
No one on the internet tells the truth, do they?

 

[RocketMan]

There's 1's on the internet.....

Can I download the whole thing onto my desktop?

 

[geeme]

Um.... uh..... Good luck with that, you're going to need it!

Where were you on the day the Internet was born?

 

[paulky_2000]

Getting high with my friends, most likely.

And you?

 

[pileiton]

probably drinking and dancing.
Do you believe that I am a virgin?

 

[paulky_2000]

Depends on your definition of virgin.

Would you believe that I am NOT a virgin?

 

[pileiton]

At your age, I hope not!
Whipped cream or marshmellows in your hot cocoa?