Completely Random Comments

[Nova]

When fists meet walls the walls do not crumble
When fists meet walls the fists become humble
When fists meet walls i begin to mumble
When fists meet walls the broken part is knuckle
When fists meet walls you are not in a mood to chuckle
When fists meet walls they will surely buckle
When fists meet walls.....................................................................

 

[Pepperfreak]

When heads meets walls....heads bleed

 

[Nova]

 

[Oziam]

"Mum can I have a surfboard?"

"What the hell do you want a surfboard for?"

"I dunno I thought I might shuv it up my arse, thats what you do with them don't you?"

 

[paulky_2000]

Cold beer

Lawn chair

Audiobook

.....check, check, and check!

 

[RaelThomas]

"Mum can I have a surfboard?"

"What the hell do you want a surfboard for?"

"I dunno I thought I might shuv it up my arse, thats what you do with them don't you?"

Carl Baron?

My cats breath smells like cat food.

 

[Oziam]

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

 

[gasificada]

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

Words of infinite wisdom.

 

[Masala Mojo]

scratch only if you must....

 

[paulky_2000]

Vincent van Paul

 

[Pepperfreak]

It always seems to rain when you have outside chores to do.

 

[gasificada]

It always seems to rain when you have outside chores to do.

I thought it was just me!

 

[Oziam]

I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.

 

[Nova]

Damned bushes, will they ever end?

 

[Pepperfreak]

Elephants are the only 4 legged animal to have 4 knees

 

[Pepperfreak]

Hair grows at a rate of .00000001 miles per hour. Who would have thought?

 

[paulky_2000]

Werd.

 

[Nova]

If thats the case my facial hair must have N.O.S. injection!

 

[Pepperfreak]

If thats the case my facial hair must have N.O.S. injection!

 

[Oziam]

I was in the pub the other night speaking to some bloke...

I said, are you gay? Your breath smells like semen!

He said, I just finished sucking on a life saver!


Sorry, that one was a bit below the belt.