Greeitngs all,
We here at Defcon HQ have embarked on a new mission. We are in serious contemplation of a couple new flavor bases for our line of products. We are experimenting with a wasabi based sauce, which right now, will cleanse the oxidation off a Liberty ships hull, and a horseradish base (personally prepared horseradish, not that Gold's or other mass produced junk) whose mere aroma will sear the sweat glands of a Turkish wrestler shut. As soon as these become palatable, we should be able to share our new experiments with you. And yes, we are attempting an experimental distillation of the horseradish (which is a completely separate formula sequence than getting the capsaicin out of a pepper), just to upset Mother Nature once again.
We here at Defcon HQ have embarked on a new mission. We are in serious contemplation of a couple new flavor bases for our line of products. We are experimenting with a wasabi based sauce, which right now, will cleanse the oxidation off a Liberty ships hull, and a horseradish base (personally prepared horseradish, not that Gold's or other mass produced junk) whose mere aroma will sear the sweat glands of a Turkish wrestler shut. As soon as these become palatable, we should be able to share our new experiments with you. And yes, we are attempting an experimental distillation of the horseradish (which is a completely separate formula sequence than getting the capsaicin out of a pepper), just to upset Mother Nature once again.