Crime does not pay!

[MisterBigglesworth]

From the London Daily Mail:

Red-handed and red-eyed: Shoplifter caught after eating his haul of fiery Scotch bonnet chillies and doubling up in pain

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2191345/Red-handed-red-eyed-Shoplifter-eats-Scotch-bonnet-chillies-50-times-hotter-jalapenos.html



Needs video

 

[nate6279]

I wonder if he is a member here?

 

[Lucky Dog Hot Sauce]

lol - it was Scovie.

 

[Scovie]

lol - it was Scovie.

OH HALE NO!

I don't play the clarinet.

 

[HopsNBarley]

OH HALE NO!

I don't play the clarinet.

And he obviously didn't play the clairvoyant?
He surely should have seen that this would have been a mistake... Well maybe not.
Stupid is as stupid does..

 

[megahot]

Lmao!!! Just think if they would have been 7 pod browns or something lmao!!! He would say screw jail I wanna curl up and die!!!

 

[Wulf]

I wonder if heroin would dull the burn.

 

[Dia Atton]

"Fiery: Scotch bonnet is one of the world's hottest varieties of chilli peppers"
Oh how I love the uninformed masses.

Well clearly both the Heroin and Coke did not save him from toppling over in pain so I would have to say it doesn't.

 

[BenVanned]

I wonder if heroin would dull the burn.

Probably not but you would not have to worry about ring sting.. Stuff makes you constipated.