food Deep Dish Jalapeno Pizza

[Scovie]

Forks rule when it comes to homemade pizza, Scovie. Unless, of course, you're making a mamby-pamby pizza and no slicer needed.... 

Open mouth.

Insert that Pizza.

Fork?

 

[Noah Yates]

But what of the women and children?  They shall be firghtened of our ravenous devouring.

 

[The Hot Pepper]

Pizza? Fork? 

 

[Noah Yates]

I dont know what kinda pizza you yanks have... but down here in the southeast we stack our pizzas so high with toppings that you have tyo eat it out of a bowl with a fork and a bib.

 

[The Hot Pepper]

Novice! I eat 'em piled high too. No forks are ever needed. Unless you failed to make the crust firm enough to hold it. If it flops and all the toppings drop, FAIL!

 

[texas blues]

Novice! I eat 'em piled high too. No forks are ever needed. Unless you failed to make the crust firm enough to hold it. If it flops and all the toppings drop, FAIL!

 
No pics.
 
Never happened.

 

[Noah Yates]

Novice! I eat 'em piled high too. No forks are ever needed. Unless you failed to make the crust firm enough to hold it. If it flops and all the toppings drop, FAIL!

 
Roflmfao.... I mean... do you eat your spaghetti with your hands?  or how about a taco salad?...  sometimes a pizzas crust is simply not enough to support the plethora of toppings and juiciness a man wants to include on his pizza.  Tools like a fork were invented for good reason   i suppose next theyll start questioning why he even had it on a plate BAHAHAHA

 

[The Hot Pepper]

That's when you do the fold bro. Or strategically place your fingers to support the non-foldables. No forks!

 

[Noah Yates]

lol... sounds like dogma trumps reason?!