Yup, with Halloween just right around the corner, what better time to offer something to the masses that surpasses any attempt at normal thought. We here at Defcon Sauces offer you the
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An awesome set of products that will quell even the mightiest
need for heat as well as culinary perfection. It includes:
One 12-ounce bottle of Cluckwing Orange (Extra Hot Wing Sauce)
One 7-ounce jar of Habby Horse (Hot Habanero Horseradish)
One 8-ounce bottle of Defense Condition #1 (Hot Wing Sauce)
All of this for a mere $23.00. It also includes our limited edition 11X17 Cluckwing Orange poster, suitable for framing.
Now, if your insatiable desires require a larger dose, we can super-size the hand basket and give you
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This insane set contains:
One QUART bottle of Cluckwing Orange
One 7-ounce jar of Habby Horse
One QUART bottle of Defense Condition #1
This mega-set can be your for $45.00. It, of course, includes the monolithic Cluckwing Orange poster as well.
This unique set will satisfy even the most hungry chilehead, and will allow you to painfully please your guests at your next football gathering.
Just order like usual on the website,
and the savings are automatic.