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DICTIONARY JOKES

Galleria: Cafeteria at an all girl school.

Crime Wave: Secret hand signal used between two or more criminals.
 
CANNIBAL: Someone who is feed up with people
VEGETARIAN: Old indian word for bad hunter
MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better
GUM: Adhesive for hair
ANTIQUE: An item your grandparents bought, your parents got rid of, and you're buying again
YAWN: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth
REFRIGERATOR: Combination art gallery and air-conditioner for the kitchen
 
He wrote the Devils dictionary . just contains entries with satirical meanings. You should look into it
 
A quote from Ambrose Bierce's The Devil's Dictionary:

"POLITICS, n. A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage."

"PREROGATIVE, n. A sovereign's right to do wrong."

"DIPLOMACY, n. The patriotic art of lying for one's country."

"RAREBIT, n. A Welsh rabbit, in the speech of the humorless, who point out that it is not a rabbit. To whom it may be solemnly explained that the comestible known as toad-in-a-hole is really not a toad, and that riz-de-veau a la financiere is not the smile of a calf prepared after the recipe of a she banker."

"PRESIDENT, n. The leading figure in a small group of men of whom — and of whom only — it is positively known that immense numbers of their countrymen did not want any of them for President."
 
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