I bought one of those tapes to teach you Spanish in your sleep. During the night, the tape skipped. Now I can only stutter in Spanish.
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The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
In beer there is freedom, in wine there is health, in cognac there is power and in water there is bacteria.
The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.
Happy Birthday man!
The politically correct crowd is tolerant of all viewpoints, except those they disagree with.
He's about as useful as a pogp stick in quicksand.
If you've never pretended a Cheeto is a tiny caveman club, we can't be friends
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to, unless you're in prison.
My wife says I never listen to her. At least I think that's what she said.
The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.
Happy Birthday!!!
Happy Birthday man!! Hope its a great one!
Nope. I still don't sound cool saying "Hells to the yeahs."
I like it when Dance Hall Reggae singers sound like The Cookie Monster.
Trolling/Trolls : Is someone who posts inflammatory, extraneous,or off-topic messages in an online community,such as a forum,chat room, or blog, with the primary intent of provoking readers into an emotional response or of otherwise disrupting normal on-topic discussion.
Throwing peanuts at old ladies.
Pretending to water the fake plants at work.
As pissed as a fart in a vacuum cleaner. -
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