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Dinner was so spicy...

I had an allergic reaction to a lime yesterday made my lips swell and hives break out on my face... i've been kind of wanting to avoid everything today. I hate having allergy scares. I eat limes all the time so no idea why it happened. Other than I'm fighting a cold and maybe my immune system went retarded from all the salt and citrus. 
 
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D3monic said:
I had an allergic reaction to a lime yesterday made my lips swell and hives break out on my face... i've been kind of wanting to avoid everything today. I hate having allergy scares. I eat limes all the time so no idea why it happened. Other than I'm fighting a cold and maybe my immune system went retarded from all the salt and citrus. 
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     Shit, that's no good. Food allergies are no joke. Glad your throat didn't swell shut. 
Rymerpt said:
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     But panic mode is FUN!  :fireball:
 
I bought bottled Taco Bell Hot Sauce at Aldi today.
 
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Laugh all you want. I care not.
 
D3monic said:
I had an allergic reaction to a lime yesterday made my lips swell and hives break out on my face... i've been kind of wanting to avoid everything today. I hate having allergy scares. I eat limes all the time so no idea why it happened. Other than I'm fighting a cold and maybe my immune system went retarded from all the salt and citrus. 
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you to eh ? mama been fighting' one for 3 weeks !  tried to blame her cough on the peppers at first ! lol   :onfire:
 
Heckle said:
I bought bottled Taco Bell Hot Sauce at Aldi today.
 
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Laugh all you want. I care not.
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I liked that just so I could unlike it...

My last meal wasn't really spicy. El Yucateco Chipotle on a sammich...
 
Heckle said:
I bought bottled Taco Bell Hot Sauce at Aldi today.
 
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Laugh all you want. I care not.
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Works great if you wear contacts
 
I have 2 jars of mash in my fridge.
In 1 I have chopped up Hawaiian, Thai dragon, Brazilian Starfish, and Bishops Hat mixed together with some garlic and salt. It's my go-to whenever I want to add just a little heat. A tablespoons worth is all I need.
My other jar has chopped up Fatalii, 7Pot Brainstrain, Chocolate Hab, and Brown Moruga with garlic and salt.
My wife made chili last night and since she don't do heat I reached for my jar of the hot stuff. Normally a teaspoons worth is enough to make my sinuses run but a momentary lack of reason made me put a whole tablespoon of the superhot mash into my bowl of chili.
 
I really love the taste of her chili but honestly I wouldn't have been able to tell the difference between chili and pork-n-beans because all I tasted was pain. The hardest part was not admitting it in front of my wife. I had to run back for more chili and an extra heaping of shredded cheese in the hopes of diluting the Fat-Brain-Hab-Ruga burn I inflicted on myself. Thank God I didn't get the hiccups but the teary eyes and sweat pouring down my face was enough to keep wifey amused. I sat there and ate it all to show I could handle it.
I survived the night and my gut didn't cramp on me but i'm still holding out on sitting on my throne as long as I can. :mope:
I'm afraid of the fire anal pain :onfire:
 
I love and hoard taco bell mild sauce packets compulsively.  
 
There's that.  
 
Hawaiianero said:
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      :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  My dinner last night was similar. My wife and I both had long days and didn't want to cook, so I picked up Little Sleazer's pizza and wings. I put one dried MOA on one slice, one dried Bahamian goat on another and one and a half dried BOCs on the wings. It's been a while since dinner made tears stream down my face like that. Boy did it taste good though!
 
 
 
 
 
 
     But back on topic... My dinner was so hot I spent over a half hour in the bathroom this morning. 2 seconds crapping and 30 minutes putting my butthole back in.
     That used to be one of my dad's jokes. Thanks for the disgusting sense of humor, dad! :cheers:
 
Last night I had 2 polish dogs with fresh jalapeño peppers and sprinkled lots of fresh Thai pepper that I made last week on them . They were very tasty.
 
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